Anonymous asked:
Post a pic of yours and we'll compare to your lips ;P

yeh naahhhhhhhhh

Anonymous asked:
Did you call a penis a knob??

yes. yes i did

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charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

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GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

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i win

awwww-cute:

smile for the camera

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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swedishpapa:

50c:

Where’s drake

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Sara Bareilles I Choose You (Acoustic Version)
Sara Bareilles
I Choose You (Acoustic Version)

dearimwicked:

I will become yours and you will become mine… I choose you.